Pick ‘n’ Mix

On their twelfth birthday, children will be given a list of traits and customs encompassing their entire cultural heritage from which they can tick and cross the ones they want their parents to incorporate in their upbringing and which can be referred to in future family arguments.  For example:

Pocket money – √

Emotional blackmail – x

Christmas presents and Easter eggs –

Fasting (for any purpose other than Comic Relief) – x

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One Comment to “Pick ‘n’ Mix”

  1. Excellent.

    May I also add:

    Holidays in Pakistan – no thanks

    Halva for breakfast – start the day sweet and the whole day stays sweet

    Eating carrot kheer – gross

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