So, if you are a straight man and married or single, you can become a bishop.
If you are a single gay man, you can become a bishop providing that you promise not to cosy up with another gay man.
If you are a gay man in a civil partnership, you can STILL be a bishop as long as you don’t play hide the sausage when you both go to bed.
But if you are a woman, you can NOT be a bishop regardless of whether you are gay or straight, whether you are partnered or not or whether you are ever intimate with a man or woman.
Glad that’s all perfectly clear then: NO DOGS OR WOMEN
Bunty
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