Fifty Shades of Red

red handcuffs

Not the dresses from Delhi couture week but a message from the London Fire Brigade…. It seems that couples exploring bondage sex by using handcuffs are getting themselves into a mess when the keys go missing and they have to call the fire brigade to rescue them.London Fire Brigade has had 79 such incidents this year due to couples acting out 50 Shades of Grey type sex scenes.  The fire brigade are recommending keeping the keys handy and never cuffing too tight in order to avoid having to call the emergency service.  In addition to this advice, they also advise using common sense (in short supply sometimes) and not to mix fingers and electrical appliances especially those with blades ewwwww.


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