Calling Time on Time

Visitors to the Sub-Continent will be required to deposit their watches in lockers at their respective airport arrival lounges and mobile phones will have their time setting temporarily deactivated. This will help to turn this part of the world into a No Time Zone where GMT is irrelevant and KMT  (Kismet Mean Time) rules. Life will happen when and how kismet intended – not a minute sooner or later, and most certainly not on time!

The Oracle of Delhi

2 Comments to “Calling Time on Time”

  1. brilliant, where can I deposit my watch?

  2. My sister already runs on KMT !!

    Why are Asians always late? I recently received a text from my sister: “we are 2 hours late for the wedding. Luckily the baraat is 3 hours late”

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