Pet Library

For those who can’t take full time responsibility for a pet but want a companion

Sweets With Treats

Citizens will be given dental care loyalty points with their sweet purchases

Digital Facelift

Do we really exist or are we merely reflections of light?

Soon we will be able to create non-surgical digital facelifts and body lifts that manipulate

See Food Diet

We will all be given a food diary shopping app that will allow us to scan the bar codes on everything we purchase in order to manage our diet, kitchen supplies and flag up when we might be over-eating.  Big flashing sirens will alerts us

Encourage Your Alter Ego

Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, Peter Parker and Spiderman, Beyonce and Sasha citizens will be encouraged to develop a split personality and alter ego in order to revive markets

Switchy Nose

Citizens will have the option of being fitted with a nose switch so they can switch them off when the going gets tough. Who among you mortals

Patent Pending

India will be sold back technology it helped to create just like it was sold back its own cotton in times of old. 

South Asian Union Announced

History will be made: following the successful model of the United Kingdom and the European Union; India, Pakistan and Bangladesh will sign a treaty

Pick ‘n’ Mix

On their twelfth birthday, children will be given a list of traits and customs encompassing their entire cultural heritage

Calling Time on Time

Visitors to the Sub-Continent will be required to deposit their watches in lockers at their respective airport arrival lounges and mobile phones will have their time setting temporarily deactivated.